And I've grown so weary of the same old thing, much like Jack- the great pumpkin king.

  • queer-terror:

    sometimes it’s really hard not to hate this country.

    this is extremely relevant rn

    (Source: genderfluidloki, via theavengersbrokethephonebox)

  • aseaofquotes:

    Margaret Atwood, The Handmaid’s Tale

    (via langleav)

  • kingsleyyy:

    i swear it would be easier to explain if someone looked over my shoulder and saw me watching porn than to explain some of the posts on my damn dashboard…this being one of them

    (Source: iraffiruse, via theavengersbrokethephonebox)

  • pizzaprty420:

    creativekarateka:

    karkatlicious:

    avidoatlion:

    lifemocker:

    thejordanator:

    An expertly done three point turn

    Weren’t expecting that house

    #I have never seen someone nope that hard before

    #our house #in the middle of the street

    Oh my fuck THOSE TAGS

    is that car even real

    (Source: cannabinomad, via theavengersbrokethephonebox)

  • frigginjabroni:

    Went from comedic to real as fuck in like 2 seconds

    (Source: friggindweeb, via theavengersbrokethephonebox)

  • rodham-clinton:

    really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

    (via gnarly)