The Cadavers in my Closet

And I've grown so weary of the same old thing, much like Jack- the great pumpkin king.

  • drinklust:

    once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

    (Source: drinklust, via disnerys)

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  • slihgtlydyslexic:

    vuls:

    prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

    then prepare for skeleton war

    image

    (via snorlaxatives)

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  • disnerys:

    She’s beauty she’s grace, she does nothing but take stupid pictures of her face

    (via disnerys)

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  • surprisebitch:

    the props and outfits in porn are amazing

    (via bren-pop)

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  • fuckyeahlavernecox:

    "If you have a problem with people living their lives and being authentically who they are, you really should go and do some soul-searching."

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

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  • chessys:

    stop leaking female celebrities nudes and start leaking the sims 4

    (via snorlaxatives)

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  • Anonymous asked : your music taste is not phenomenal

    snorlaxatives:

    you can eat my ass

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  • 809:

    why is this so hard for people to understand

    (via that-lonely-pickle)

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  • (Source: twitter.com, via nonstaff)

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  • littleshrekthings:

    my friend made a frankenstein cookie but it turned out to be our ogrelord

    credit : https://www.facebook.com/DickPiercings?fref=nf

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