And I've grown so weary of the same old thing, much like Jack- the great pumpkin king.

  • vintageeveryday:

    Two men kissing in a photobooth in 1953.

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  • fuc-kkk:

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    fierceawakening:

    art-vandelay-xvx:

    and-the-devil-makes-three:

    beardenvy:

    queeniman:

    lulz-time:

    BREAKING: Seattle becomes the first city to raise its minimum wage to $15/hour. SHARE if Congress should take Seattle’s lead! 

    the current minimum wage (at least in NY) is $8.00 and less than a year ago it was $7.25, so yes.

    Wow

    Nope nope and nope. Make better decisions and life and you won’t be working a minimum wage job.

    ^ That’s literally the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever read in my life. Are you the kind of person that goes up to homeless people and tells them to get a job? Good fuuuuuuuuuuuucking lord. If everyone was able to get a “better” job, there would be absolutely no-one populating the mass expanse of the workforce. Are you unable to see how this suggestion is completely and utterly illogical? And extremely rude?

    Thank god people in Seattle have good heads on their shoulders so single mothers working 3 minimum wage jobs to feed their children can finally be treated like actual live human beings with needs and not capitalistic automatons. 

    "Just get a better job" is the most white bread privilege shit I’ve ever heard.

    I don’t even think it’s white privilege. I think it’s just near-bottomless dumbfuckery.

    "Get a better job," they said.

    Suddenly, every custodian everywhere quits their job and gets a better one. Now, upon entering public restrooms, everyone is handed a spray bottle and toilet brush, because now they have to scrub their own shit out of that public porcelain throne. Women’s restrooms come complete with plastic bags, because they have to bring their soiled period products home with them and dispose of them at home, because there is no more public waste removal.

    "Get a better job," they said.

    All fast food employees quit and find a “better job”. No more fast food places! There also aren’t any restaurants. Better learn to cook your own shitty garbage burgers. You have only yourself to yell at if you forget the cheese.

    "Get a better job," they said.

    Retail stores no longer have any employees. All shopping must be done online, but you have to drive out and pick up the supplies yourself because the Fedex people quit and got better jobs, too.

    "Just get a better job," they said!

    You now have to grow and make every single thing you ever consume for the rest of your life, because no one wants to do it for you at $7 an hour.

    Fuck you.

    ^ THE LAST COMMENT THOUGH FUCKIN AMEN

    (Source: betweenkttnsnriots, via nonstaff)

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  • nevver:

    Have you looked in the greenhouse lately? Susanne Ussing

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  • camo-zamboni:

    camo-zamboni:

    camo-zamboni:

    My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

    I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

    Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

    STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

    (Source: camo--zamboni, via theavengersbrokethephonebox)

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  • lamelohan:

    my only talent is not being in a relationship

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  • wifipasswords:

    this is heartbreaking

    (Source: unclefather, via bren-pop)

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    • college: Why should we accept you
    • me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
    • college: damn son you in
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